shubbabang: In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in. And that was the first time I saw a penis
now hold up lets talk about geese
supermegafoxyawesomehotnot: look isn’t it adorable that’s a gosling, which is a baby goose, not the dude named ryan but see these fluffy little puffballs aren’t they cute yeah they’re really adorable up until the point when you realize they’re the SPAWN OF SATAN LOOK AT IT ALL GROWN UP IT HAS TEETH THAT’S RIGHT, TEETH TEETH ON THEIR MOTHERFUCKING TONGUE THIS THING WILL FUCK...
I’m so good at beginnings, but in the end I always seem to destroy everything,...– Kiera Van Gelder (via her0inchic)
koriblr: acosmist - One who believes that nothing exists paralian - A person who lives near the sea aureate - Pertaining to the fancy or flowery words used by poets dwale - To wander about deliriously sabaism - The worship of stars dysphoria - An unwell feeling aubade - A love song which is sung at dawn eumoirous - Happiness due to being honest and wholesome mimp - To speak in a prissy manner,...
A comic about anxiety.
heymonster: At least that’s what it’s like for me.
thesickestjokes: “A vodka, please.” “Erm, this is McDonald’s.” “OK, a McVodka, please.
There is no beauty without some strangeness.– Edgar Allan Poe (via her0inchic)
In a sense, I’m the one who ruined me: I did it myself.– Haruki Murakami (via her0inchic)
There are a lot of things we don’t want to know about the people we love.– Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club (via her0inchic)
Most things about me are hard to explain, I guess, like how I’m mostly...– (via her0inchic)
samriegel: lilmisssunshinee: stfunithingas: Being an atheist is okay. Being an atheist and shaming religions and spirituality as silly and not real is not okay. Being a Christian is okay. Being homophobic, misogynistic, racist, or otherwise hateful person in the name of Christianity is not okay. Having any belief is ok Being an asshole about it is not